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		<title>WHAT BASEBALL NEEDS IS A COMMISSIONER? WHAT? WHO? BUD SELIG? IS THAT RIGHT?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steriods ? Who cares. Pete Rose? Shit, build him a shrine in Cooperstown already and bring Shoeless Joe Jackson with him too. The Black Sox ? Please what a bunch of amateurs. None of these so called scandals and jackals of baseball can touch the umpiring we’ve seen this post season as the biggest scandal [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0415l.jpg" alt="" width="209" height="240" />Steriods ? Who cares. Pete Rose? Shit, build him a shrine in Cooperstown already and bring Shoeless Joe Jackson with him too. The Black Sox ? Please what a bunch of amateurs. None of these so called scandals and jackals of baseball can touch the umpiring we’ve seen this post season as the biggest scandal in baseball history. If Congress wants to investigate baseball forget who’s testing positive for PED’s , MLB umpires are testing positive for incompetence.</p>
<p>Today is a day off in SOCAL for the ALCS, if The Used Car Salesman is not meeting today in Anaheim with this umpiring crew, not only should Selig be relieved of his Commissionership but he should be investigated as well.</p>
<p>Something stinks here folks, these are not just bad calls, these are atrocious mind numbing mistakes. If Tim McClelland was umpiring a Little League game and made a made a call like he did with the Posada, Cano missed double play, he’d never leave the field in one piece. What I don’t get is, why didn’t Mike Scioscia filp out? I know the game was in laid back La-La land but a call like that if it went against me I’d have a stroke. I’m still seething from it and I don’t even give a shit who wins this series, if this happen to the Mets I’d have taken hostages by now.</p>
<p>The Used Car Salesman better hope this series or the NLCS or World Series goes to a 7<sup>th</sup> game and the any of these series are determine by such stunning mistakes like the McClelland call (both the non DP and the Swisher left early play) or Dale Scott miss of the Nick Swisher pick off and don’t forget Phil Cuzzi :the lines are crossed” misplay. What a fucking joke and Bud Selig is the dumb ass  Court Jester.</p>
<p>Is Tim McClelland the baseball version of Tim Donaghy? If I were the Commissioner of Baseball I’d be in Anaheim investigating that right now and suspend McCleland indefinitely.</p>
<p>I’d love to go on about Steve Phillips and his latest sex romp mess but just when I’m ready to make a wise ass statement, I think about his wife and kids and the embarrassment and hurt they are feeling and it doesn’t make this episode so funny, especially since he’s put his wife and family through this before.</p>
<p>So much for the Skill Sets going broke with Bernie Madoff, it looks like these knuckleheads made money, to the tune of $48 mil? The one thought I had was just how involved was Freddy Skill Sets with Bernie Madoff in dealing with getting investors? I’m just asking.</p>
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		<title>“ALEX, JEFF NOVITZKI FBI, TELL YOUR COUSIN TO SURRENDER BY 4 PM TODAY”</title>
		<link>http://www.probaseballcentral.com/2009/02/17/%e2%80%9calex-jeff-novitzki-fbi-tell-your-cousin-to-surrender-by-4-pm-today%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a fucking joke!  Oh man this is a Highlander Haters Paradise, First, Alex Rodriguez threw his &#8220;cousin&#8221; under the bus, then he claimed if he went to college he might have had better sense to know right from wrong. Then to top that off he said he bench pressed 340 lbs in High School so he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a fucking joke!  Oh man this is a Highlander Haters Paradise, First, Alex Rodriguez threw his &#8220;cousin&#8221; under the bus, then he claimed if he went to college he might have had better sense to know right from wrong. Then to top that off he said he bench pressed 340 lbs in High School so he could get a letter jacket because he was poor and needed the jacket. My God I had to run to the men&#8217;s room after that one because I just about peed my pants.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t see any video of this farce but I&#8217;d love to see the look on Captain Craptastics face and I&#8217;m sure all he kept thinking was &#8220;maybe I can get traded to the Detroit Tigers&#8221;</p>
<p>Hate to break the news to you Highlander fans but it&#8217;s over O-V-E-R for your team. Your stuck with this lying sack of shit for another 8 years LOL</p>
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		<title>HOW LOWE DO WE GO?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I was all set to write about Brad Penny signing with the Red Sox and how it looks like the Mets stand alone in the Derek Lowe sweepstakes when I hear over the radio that Jets head coach Eric Mangini has been given the well deserved ax;  oh and welcome Jets fans to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" ><span >Here I was all set to write about<a href="http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/sox-add-bard-penny/"> Brad Penny signing with the Red Sox </a>and how it looks like the Mets stand alone in the Derek Lowe sweepstakes when I hear over the radio that Jets head coach <a href="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/12/29/mangini-out">Eric Mangini has been given the well deserved ax;</a> <span > </span>oh and welcome Jets fans to the TEAMS THAT GAG CLUB as your team takes a seat at the table with the 2007 NY Mets. The firing of Man-Gina is not only justified but if anyone deserves to get his ass kicked it’s this rat. I have no use for rats and Man-gina is as big a rat as the inflatable ones at no-union job sites.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span >One more Jets note. Brett Farve may be a future Hall of Famer but if I had to win one game and my choice of QB is either Farve or Ken Stabler, I’m taking The Snake in a heartbeat. The fact that Stabler is not in the Pro Football Hall of Fame is a fucking joke and any one who thinks differently either never saw The Snake play or just goes by numbers. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span >Now that Man-gina is out the next NY coach that needs to get the pink slip is Tom Renney. <a href="http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/83192">The collapse of the Rangers is not all Renney’s fault </a>as the team is run in the front office by a cadaver named Slats but Renney rules the bench and he controls the playing time and the fact that Aaron Voros and Freddie Sjostrom play every game while Peter Pruchca sits in the stands night after night is a disgrace as are the countless bench penalties the team takes and that is on the coach. Mark Messier was at the Garden for the loss to Devils on Saturday; hopefully he put in a call to Clueless Jimmy Dolan and made his pitch to takeover the organization.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span ><a href="http://www.metsblog.com/2008/12/29/note-minaya-may-ask-johan-to-skip-wbc">Omar Minaya would like Johan Santana to sit out the World Baseball Championships</a> and hopefully Santana will abide by this request. Is there a bigger waste of time and work hours that the WBC? Who gives a shit? I understand that the Latin players have tremendous pride in playing for their countries and that is commendable but when the MLB team you play for is putting a roof over your head and food on your table your alliance is to the MLB team period. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span >I keep reading about <a href="http://www.npbtracker.com/2008/12/a-quick-look-at-ken-takahashi">Ken Takahashi the lefty out of Japan </a>and how the Mets are looking at him as the replacement for Scott Schoenewiese and all I can do is ask why? What jumps out at the Mets that says this guy is worth bringing to the U.S. NPA Tracker has a nice write up on Takahashi and the array of pitchers in his arsenal but the guy is 40 years old and his BB/KK splits don’t thrill me so I’m sure there is someone (Brian Shouse?) who fits the LOOGY bill better than Takahashi.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span >Interesting post on NY Baseball Digest that suggested<a href="http://nybaseballdigest.com/?p=5968"> the Highlanders could deal X-Nady to the Red Legs for either Bronson Arroyo (Mike Francesa’s Man –Crush) or Aaron Harang.</a></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" ><span ><span >Got to go <a href="http://www.wfan.com/pages/3546401.php?imageGalleryXRefId=876255">listen to Joe (Bada-Bing) Benigino kill the Jets.</a><span >  </span></span></span></p>
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