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		<title>REYES OUT AGAIN TODAY</title>
		<link>http://www.probaseballcentral.com/2010/03/05/reyes-out-again-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read it and weep Mets fans, from Adam Rubin Twitter account, Jose Reyes scratched from the lineup again today due to: 
UPDATE: May be imbalance in thyroid levels with Reyes. Headed to New York. Test is Monday.
It never ends it never FUCKING ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE 1:54PM: I wonder if this problem with Reye&#8217;s thyroid has anything to do [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Read it and weep Mets fans, from <a href="http://twitter.com/SurfingTheMets">Adam Rubin Twitter account</a>, Jose Reyes scratched from the lineup again today due to: </p>
<p><strong>UPDATE: May be imbalance in thyroid levels with Reyes. Headed to New York. Test is Monday</strong>.</p>
<p>It never ends it never <strong>FUCKING </strong>ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>UPDATE 1:54PM: I wonder if this problem with Reye&#8217;s thyroid has anything to do with the procedure Dr.Galea did to him up in Toronto last year? If I&#8217;m Mets I want answers NOW!!!!</p>
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		<title>IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT…..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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  10 days until pitchers and catchers
If you are a long time football fan, the conclusion of last night’s Super Bowl was something you thought you’d never ever see, the New Orleans Saints parading around with the Vince Lombardi Trophy. As great as a season as the Saints have had, I still had to pinch [...]]]></description>
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<p>  <em>10 days until pitchers and catchers</em></p>
<p>If you are a long time football fan, the conclusion of last night’s Super Bowl was something you thought you’d never ever see, the New Orleans Saints parading around with the Vince Lombardi Trophy. As great as a season as the Saints have had, I still had to pinch myself a bit watching Tom Benson, the used car salesman, more famous for his dancing after Saints wins at home, which were few an far between and for threatening to move the Saints to any city that would build him a stadium for free, talk about your <a href="http://www.doyletics.com/images/6aboogie.jpg">Benson Boogie</a>.</p>
<p>I have to admit the only time I saw the Saints on TV, back in the day, was during the weekly highlights show that NFL Films produced every week (the great <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1vKXmsIMKw">John Facenda </a>doing the voice over) because the Saints were never ever on television. Every week in fact the Saints games were usually the first highlights shown as they were so bad Ed Sabol wanted them out the way quick and every week we watched poor ol’<a href="http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/catImages/archiemanning02pf-1.jpg"> Archie Manning </a>get his ass kicked. The Saints were so bad, their fans not only called them the “Aints, but there wore paper bags over the heads during games. Now they are Super Bowl Champs, Stunning!!!</p>
<p>I don’t really get to caught up in the Super Bowl commercials but my favorite was the Letterman/Oprah, Leno spot for sure. I also liked the Punxsutawney Polamalu one and the fiddling beaver (you can’t imagine how many disgusting thoughts went through my head during that commercial) and if I want to look at a bad body white man in his underwear, I’ll look in the mirror which is something I avoid at all cost.</p>
<p>Reading some of the critical Tweets on Twitter after The Who performed at halftime, at first pissed me off but then I just took it as ignorance from a generation that thinks Lady Ga-Ga is not only talented but cutting edge. They never saw <a href="http://www.members.shaw.ca/amazingone/wendyowilliams.jpg">Wendy O. Williams </a>come out on stage with just a g-string or <a href="http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2294086module12753857photo_1229457948joan-jett-3.jpg">Joan Jet in a string bikin</a>i asking the audience “Do you want to touch me there, where”?. You can all laugh at Roger and Pete and say their old has beens but I was at Madison Square Garden in 1979 for one of the 5 night the band sold out MSG and I was at one of the greatest concerts ever, October 1982 at Shea Stadium with <a href="http://i43.tower.com/images/mm112480641/live-shea-stadium-clash-vinyl-cover-art.jpg">The Clash </a>opening for <a href="http://www.hntgzr.com/WhoBootsDVDs/SHEASTADIUM1982/TheWhoSheaStadium13thOctober1982DVDCOVER.jpg">The Who</a>. I was there and you little shit’s weren’t but I’m not mad at you, I feel sorry for you. Now go back to your Taylor Swift CD LOL!!!!!</p>
<p>So when does Steve Phillips apologize to Mets fans for fucking us ?</p>
<p>First the Saints win the Super Bowl, and then <a href="http://www.metsblog.com/2010/02/08/news-fernando-martinez-mvp-of-carribbean-series/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+metsblogfeed+%28MetsBlog.com%29">Fernando Martinez wins the MVP of the Caribbean World Series? </a>Are worlds colliding here? I hope this is an awakening for young Fernando that he excels during the spring and forces the Mets to bring him North and play center field until Carlos Beltran comes back. Angel Pagan is what he is, a fourth outfielder, Martinez is the guy who needs to grab this job in spring.</p>
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		<title>UH-OH I HEAR DRUMS, IT MUST BE FERNANDO</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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  21 days until pitchers and catchers
It looks like Fernando Tatis is retuning for a third season with the Mets. Please hold your applause until the end, thank you. If you look at the offensive numbers on Tatis’ Baseball-Reference page you might be inclined to say this is a good deal for the Mets.  I’ll [...]]]></description>
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<p>  <em>21 days until pitchers and catchers</em></p>
<p>It looks like <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100128&amp;content_id=7987768&amp;vkey=news_nym&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=nym&amp;partnerId=rss_nym">Fernando Tatis is retuning for a third season with the Mets. </a>Please hold your applause until the end, thank you. If you look at the offensive numbers on Tatis’ Baseball-Reference page you might be inclined to say this is a good deal for the Mets.  I’ll go as far as say I’m happier with Tatis coming back just for the fact that it means that Carlos Delgado’ career as a Met is done.  Last night on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/kranepool">Twitter</a> I was angry about the Tatis return but by this morning I’m more, “eh, whatever”. I’m tired of ranting about the off season and the mish-mosh ways of the organization, that has both the fan base and media baffled, I guess it’s time we just let it play out, we’ll have all summer to scream and yell.   </p>
<p>Look at this from John Smoltz point of view, what was good for Pedro Martinez could be good for him as well. Why sign with a team this early when you can workout on your own, play golf, even do some TV if you like and then wait to see the pitching landscape during the season and make the best deal you can.</p>
<p>As much as I can’t stand the way ownership and the front office fuck up and the on field personnel play like amateurs, <a href="http://www.amazinavenue.com/2010/1/28/1272921/could-you-root-against-the-mets">there is no way I could ever, ever root against the Mets</a>. I don’t care if a loss meant that the Jeffey, Omar, and J-Man all get the boot, I would never and have never rooted against the Mets. If I didn’t root for the Cincinnati Reds when Tom Seaver was traded and pitched against the Mets, I’m sure as hell not going to root against them now. Root against the Mets? Never in a million fucking years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>I don’t understand J-Man saying that Fernando Nieve is the front runner for the 5<sup>th</sup> spot in the pitching rotation? Not to get to worked up over the 5<sup>th</sup> spot (when spots 2-4 are not exactly the Rocks of Gibraltar) but where does Jon Niese or Nelly Figs fit with this team? How about Bradley Holt or Dillon Gee? Why is J-Man so against competition? Why am I full of questions?</p>
<p>No matter what happens this season, I’m rooting hard for my boy Daniel Murphy to put up big time numbers. <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/2010/01/28/2010-01-28_murph_slows_pace.html?r=sports%2Fbaseball%2Fmets&amp;utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fsports%2Fbaseball%2Fmets+%28Sports%2FBaseball%2FMets%29">No one on this team works as hard as Murphy </a>and I just hope his hard work pays off and he just hangs in there until Wally Backman gets the job with the big club. Am I a Daniel Murphy fanboy? Yes. He is everything we Mets fans want in a player. Shows up for mini-camp when he’s not required to (Jose? Jose Reyes? Are you here? Come out, come out ,wherever you are!) will be the first guy at St Lonesome waiting for the gates to open for spring training (it will be neck and neck with him and D-Wright) and is working hard to improve at the fourth positions the Mets have assigned him to. How can you as a Mets fan not root for this kid?    </p>
<p>No Pro Baseball Central tonight but I will be on the with <a href="http://www.kenrickthomas.webs.com">Kenrick Thomas </a>and his <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/realsportstalk">Real Sports Talk Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio tonight at 10PM ET.</a></p>
<p>There is a group <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=272851463916&amp;index=1">NYRNation that is planning a FIRE GLEN SATHER rally </a>outside of Madison Square Garden on Sunday March 7<sup>th</sup>  at 5PM before the Rangers-Sabres game. It is getting very ugly at MSG as the Rangers find themselves in the middle of 10 teams look at the 7 and 8 spot in the NHL playoffs. In fact the Rangers are a mirror of the Mets. Underachivers, Bad Management, Clueless Owner!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<title>SHAKEDOWN ON 126TH AND ROOSEVELT AVE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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So the Skill Sets have sent out invoices to their loyal season ticket holders and some of these customers it seemed got bigger decreases in the invoice than others. If you’re a fat cat who buys tickets in the Metropolitan section you get a bigger break than the guy who buys tickets in the Promenade. [...]]]></description>
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<p>So the Skill Sets have <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/met_fans_tixed_off_ZkbbxlTSXV4CQ88pfmQCgM">sent out invoices to their loyal season ticket holders </a>and some of these customers it seemed got bigger decreases in the invoice than others. If you’re a fat cat who buys tickets in the Metropolitan section you get a bigger break than the guy who buys tickets in the Promenade. It seems the less you know or care about the Mets, the better the Mets organization takes care of you.  Oh yeah, the Skill Sets need a partial payment by December 4<sup>th</sup> so they can pay Bobby Bonillia’ his yearly stipend from his buyout.</p>
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<p>I’m a fan of Carlos Beltran as he is a great player and is a very charitable man, but as a GM he leaves a lot to be desired. Beltran stated yesterday he’d love for the Mets to bring back Carlos Delgado for next season. <a href="http://www.metsblog.com/2009/11/12/notes-beltran-in-harlem-hot-stove-yearbook-on-sny/">I’m glad Beltran is so fond of Delgado</a>, but the next time I see Delgado at a Mets game it should be for Old Timers Day.</p>
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<p>Who wouldn’t want a stud pitcher like Roy Halladay? But does it make sense for the Mets to get involved in a trade for the Blue Jay ace? <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/11/12/2009-11-12_roy_halladay.html?r=sports%2Fbaseball%2Fyankees">Word is the Highlanders and BOSOX are ready to talk turkey with the Jay-Birds</a> but who knows how much of this is fact or bullshit and if the Mets were to get involved do the Mets have the pieces to make it happen? It seems the Jay want quality over quantity so if you’re the Mets do you have anything that the Jays would want? If you take Vernon Wells of their hands you could get Halladay for nothing but do who wants to saddle themselves with $98.5 mil in contract? As you can see I have a lot of questions but no answers.</p>
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<p>I saw this last night on via Twitter on the Tirico Suave site and like I said there, this is Gold PURE GOLD. <a href="http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/11/mike-francesa-is-the-emperor-of-new-york">Mike Francesa never looked so hip!</a></p>
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<p>I saw a bunch of guys stand around Port Richmond Ave on Staten Island this morning looking for day labor work and <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/john-king-to-replace-lou_n_355199.html">I swear one of them was Lou Dobbs.</a></p>
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<p><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/morning-jolt/11/12/gruden.phillies.woods/index.html">Seems that Chuckie Gruden could be the next head football coach at Norte Dame</a>. I think it’s a foregone conclusion that Charlie Weis is the lamest of ducks at ND and the list of names will be filled with names like Chuckie, Urban Myer, and Skip Holtz to name three but the bottom line is Weis has not only been a coaching disaster but a prick as well. The funny thing about Weis and Eric Manasshole in Cleveland is they want to be like Billy B up in Foxboro but they forget if you want to be a first class asshole you better be a successful first class asshole.</p>
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		<title>TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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Maybe the collars of the Highlander Nine are loose and comfy but that’s not the case for some of their fans. Most of the Highlander fans that I grew up with or the ones I know who are my age or a little younger, are still very feisty. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Maybe the collars of the Highlander Nine are loose and comfy but that’s not the case for some of their fans. Most of the Highlander fans that I grew up with or the ones I know who are my age or a little younger, are still very feisty. When I mention 2004 to them, I’m greeted with a narrow eyed reply of “THAT AIN”T HAPPIN’ THIS YEAR YOU STUPID ASS METS FAN” Now, I tell them, “That’s what I want to hear” I want to hear you believe in your team. But the younger more inexperienced Highlander fan who jumped on the bandwagon late in life and thinks they are owed a parade down Broadway every year,  are really, really scared about tonight’s Game 6.</p>
<p>Last night just reading all the little Tweets on Twitter from the Neophyte fans of the Bronx Bastards, I was shocked, SHOCKED by the pessimism of these youngsters. Hey kids, your conduct is very unbecoming of a Highlander Groupie, in fact it’s down right embarrassing. Don’t you youngsters watch YES and don’t you listen to the Highlander Gospel according to John Sterling? Com’on put your boots on and put on your Swish-O-Licious shirts and root for your team and stop questioning your leader Joey G, especially for the way he has handled his relief pitching moves, they are right out the Old Torre testament. And how about some of you going out and buying some 43 MARTE or 91 ACEVES t-shirts to show what real fans you are? Shit, anynone can wear a JETER 2 or TEXIERIA 25 but it takes a real fan to wear a MARTE or ACEVES. And stop complaining about Joey G taking Alex Rodriguez out for a pinch runner, sure it was the asshole play of the series but you guys hate Rodriguez anyway? What? Oh alls good with A-Rod, Really? You’re sure? See it’s hard to keep up with you guys on who sucks and who is a living legend. See I thought Swish-O-licious was the greatest thing to hit the Bronx since Grandmaster Flash but word on the Grand Concourse is he FUCKINSUCKS. Eh, what can you do? I got to go, the Rally Monkey is hungry I’m going to Hunts Point to get him some plantains.</p>
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		<title>RAG ARM RELIVERS SHOULD NOT SPEAK</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Keane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who the fuck is Brian Bruney and who gave him permission to speak? How about waiting until you’ve done something in th ebig leagues besides hold Mariano Rivera’ wam up jacket before you open your pie hole about another player, especially a guy who could pitch better with his left arm than you do with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who the fuck is Brian Bruney and who gave him permission to speak? How about waiting until you’ve done something in th ebig leagues besides hold Mariano Rivera’ wam up jacket before you open your pie hole about another player, especially a guy who could pitch better with his left arm than you do with your right. Bruney is still an understudy and he has the brass balls to comment on Frankie Rodriguez a bona fide All Star reliever. I like how Frankie handled it when he said if Bruney had something to say then when the Highlander’s come to $iti Field say it to his face. Yeah , like that will ever happen Bruney will probley find a way to go back to his favorite spot the DL. Now go help A J Burnett make whip cream pies douche bag!</p>
<p>I should thank Brunet and the Highlanders though because with all the injuries and bad play of late my enthusiasm is running a bit low but with the win yesterday and Bruney’s big mouth and the team rallying around Castillo and David Wright kicking ass, I’m one stoke Mets fan and from reading stories n the fish wraps this morning a win today with Johan and the Mets could just become the darlings of New York.</p>
<p>As I type this checking out Twitter, David Lennon reports that Frankie Rodriguez just went after Brian Bruney to give him an ass kicking Now we got something here. With Johan pitching could we see a bench clearer?</p>
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